Happy Valentine's Day

In honor of the day, I am posting my persona poem below.

This poem is meant to be humorous and I am not a dominatrix, so don't
contact me if you're looking for one! I get enough crazy emails.

Enjoy and try to laugh today, Karen


DOMINATRIX MONTH-BY-MONTH PLANNER

1. Moon for tying executives to their desks, cracking my whip.

2. Valentine with handcuffs, thick leather belt moon.

3. Moon of muddy Great Dane feet mounting you.

4. Pulleys and ladders moon, water buckets & D-rings.

5. Wrist and ankle restraints, worm your way to flower bud moon.

6. Moon of mandatory listening, blindfolded, to baby birds.

7. Silent moon with surprise fireworks behind your eyelids.

8. Run through garden sprinklers or else moon.

9. School bus fantasy moon or ruler to your knuckles.

10. Naughty Jack O’Lantern, crawl, my darling.

11. Moon of sitting on you, feeding you turkey & cranberry.

12. Garters and stockings under my fur coat, you’ll beg among the icicles.

Tell me now when to pencil you in.



--Karen Braucher, copyright 2006